Perfect Outfit For Your Day on the Couch

Or That Late-Day Nap in Bed

Are you feeling left out of the latest fashion craze? Wallowing in envy because your closet resembles fifty shades of misery? Wondering how to convert your entire life to a digital existence so you never have to leave the house again?

Well, fret no more!

Because Invisibility Limited has a brand new collection designed especially with you in mind!

Couch Chic

Nothing says “I’m a go-getter without an agenda” better than a set of possibly-washed-last-week pajama bottoms paired with a hoodie you’ve been hoarding since college. (You know the one: It started a vibrant shade of “hopeful” but has since faded to a more reasonable shade of “it is what it is”) And don’t forget a pair of fuzzy socks! The more comical the saying knit into the soles—where you can’t possibly read it—the better.

This shapeless combo forgoes the need to bother with the fussiness of a bra or even showering, shrouding you in delicious comfort as you lie back on the couch and contemplate where your life derailed.

And it’s versatile enough to move from day to night!

Without a doubt, it’s a go-to for anyone unmotivated to set foot outside the door.

Lethargic Look

Movement isn’t big on your list of priorities, but no one would know it with this classy two-piece pajama set! The saying emblazoned across the front (a little worse for its thousands of trips through the laundry and endless tossings and turnings among the sheets and blankets) proudly proclaims, “Ready to Sleigh.” (Puns are never out of style) And it clashes perfectly—matching patterns are passe—with the threadbare robe you’ve used since high school.

Who wouldn’t look at your festive-neon combo and doubt your ability to seize the day? You are a force of nature! Ready to burrow among the pillows and lose track of the day, week, month, and maybe even year.

And, who knows? It might be Christmas when you decide to put in an appearance outside of the bedroom!

Fatigue Fad

Retro is the new trend! That means it’s time to break open your closet and plumb the depths for ancient treasures made new. Like those butter-soft yoga pants you bought in your “I’m going to exercise every day phase” that never saw the light of day. Match them with a selection of t-shirts unearthed from under your bed (don’t worry about the holes—odds are they aren’t all in the same place), and you are ready to hit the grocery store! Top it off with those old clogs you refuse to part with “for sentimental reasons;” they won’t be out of place.

Trust us on this one: These days, kids are sporting the same pop culture slogans on their clothes! (Just don’t ask them to get the references)

If anyone asks, tell them you’re bringing Grunge back. They’ll totally buy it!

Hot Couture

Body temperature got you down? (Or is it up?) It’s time to up your layers game! Start with that favorite pair of shorts. You know the one: The pair you’ve worn every summer since you bought them, has six holes (not fashionable holes, either), and no longer has a functional hem? Add a tank top. Color is immaterial—odds are you won’t get down to this layer for more than a few fleeting seconds, anyway. Now pull out a pair of leggings. (You know you have a stunning collection to choose from) And a t-shirt. Then sweatpants. And a sweatshirt. The more contrasting and clashing the colors and patterns of your selections, the better. (You’re aiming for just shy of “crazy cat lady,” here) Finally, an absurdly gigantic fleece blanket—large enough (in theory) to wrap up three people, but (in reality) only intended for the use of one. (It’s fine: Everyone wanders around with blankets these days)

Ta-dah! You are ready to face the shifting climate of your body! You can even spice up the day with enticing strip teases as you shed clothes faster than a lizard scraping off its skin! (Note: We do not recommend—or endorse—stripping for monetary gain) And you’ll always have more options to pile on when those inevitable chills start back up!

Not to mention keeping the world guessing as to what they’ll see next when they turn around! Imagine your newfound stardom as a fashion chameleon!