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9/8/2023

At 09:36:23, RtFootToe5 wrote:
Verified it is now day five of “rest and recovery” mode, so I have initiated the first stages of our usual Flare Protocol. Starting slow with intermittent paresthesia with plans to progress to numbness or outright stabbing pain as the morning progresses. Any input appreciated.

At 9:38:15, LtFootBgToe wrote:
Hang on there, RtFootToe5, you’re jumping the gun. There’s a hierarchy to Flares, as dictated in the PNN Manual (Section 42). Stand down and wait your turn. As I experienced the most extensive damage throughout the period of Activity, I get to engage the first stages.

At 9:39:55, LtHeel wrote:
I beg your pardon, LtFootBgToe, but you are the one mistaken. I have a physical wound—complete with oozing fluid, courtesy of the Integumentary System. That trumps whatever “bump” you’re trying to claim.

At 9:41:12, RtAnkl wrote:
Not that I want to get involved with this mess, but I’m feeling prickling from RtFootToe5’s Flare routine. Can someone look into that?

At 9:42:54, RtFootToe5 wrote:
Did anyone ask you to butt into someone else’s business, RtAnkl?

At 9:43:21, RtAnkl wrote:
We work in the same Sector. Whatever you do becomes my business. (And, for the record, I don’t appreciate your snippy tone)

At 9:44:51, LtFootBgToe wrote:
RtFootToe5, shut down all Flare operations. You’re in violation of protocol. I can and will report you to the Region Moderator.

At 9:45:36, RtFootToe5 wrote:
Not like you’re doing anything.

At 9:46:23, LtHeel wrote:
Because I have priority.

At 9:47:35, LtFootBgToe wrote:
Technically, you already had your chance. You enjoyed an expanded pain window throughout the Activity—a full five days. As such, you need to delay while the rest of us initiate the Flare Protocol.

At 9:48:13, LtFootToe5 wrote:
Has it occurred to you that we can work together and produce a more significant Flare? After all, the three of us here form a triangle spanning the entire Left Foot Sector. Pair that with RtFootToe5, and we have the potential to cripple all significant movement.

At 9:51:56, LtFootBgToe wrote:
I suppose there may be some merit to that suggestion…

At 9:52:06, RtFootToe5 wrote:
All hail Toe5s!

At 9:53:00, RtAnkl wrote:
Shut up.

At 9:55:11, RtKnee wrote:
Heads up to everyone downstream: As it is now the five-day mark, I am getting ready to initiate the Flare Protocol. Prepare for a sudden collapse in coordinated movement, particularly on the Right Quadrant.

At 9:56:24, RtFootToe5 wrote:
Hey! Who are you to suddenly jump into the thread? We already had a plan in motion for the Flare Protocol!

At 9:57:53, RtKnee wrote:
I might have slept in. Not that it matters because hierarchy trumps whatever plotting and planning you lower peons crafted while I was getting coffee. I took a table corner head-on yesterday and only responded with minimal screaming. Now is the perfect time for me to shine.

At 9:59:02, RtAnkl wrote:
Strictly speaking, Flare Protocol doesn’t apply to injuries obtained during the five-day “rest and recovery” period. Check Section 31 of the PNN Manual.

At 10:00:43, RtKnee wrote:
I’m not waiting another two days. Have you seen the size of the bruise the Circulatory System crafted? It deserves attention!

At 10:02:59, LtFootBgToe wrote:
Cry me a river. Why don’t you bounce over to the CS Forum and complain to them? Maybe you’ll get some sympathy.

At 10:03:24, RtKnee wrote:
Bite me, LtFootBgToe. I outrank you, and I’m starting a new Flare Protocol. And there’s nothing you can do about it!

At 10:05:00, L2-L5 wrote:
Warning to everyone downstream: Now that we’ve reached the five-day point of “rest and recovery,” we’re implementing the Flare Protocol. Prepare for an immediate shutdown of all lower limb mobility! We have also commandeered all pain signals for the foreseeable future.

At 10:05:21, RtKnee wrote:
Come on, are you serious? Did you just wake up?

At 10:05:36, LtFootBgToe wrote:
You have got to be kidding me.

At 10:05:47, LtHeel wrote:
But what about my sore?

At 10:06:08, RtFootToe5 wrote:
Hope you jerks are satisfied. You couldn’t just let me have five minutes of pins and needles, could you?